The very best of the internet, as decided by me after 15 minutes of casual browsing.
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In honor of Passover: The story behind Moses
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Utah parent tells school: “F@ck Democracy”
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Valentine’s Breakup (in honor of April I guess)
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The very best of the internet, as decided by me after 15 minutes of casual browsing.
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In honor of Passover: The story behind Moses
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Utah parent tells school: “F@ck Democracy”
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Valentine’s Breakup (in honor of April I guess)
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Some are saying the internet is in a slump right now, and it’s true that the last few weeks have been below the high standards the web has set. Maybe it’s time to admit that February 2003, also known as the BEST MONTH EVER for the internet is not coming back. Let’s just enjoy what we have and move on…
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Target Shoppers Mock Wal-Mart Shoppers
(while poor Kmart shoppers no longer exist)
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Stewart on “:Fair and Balanced”
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(just was thinking of this classic scene from Extras)
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Today is this blog’s 50th anniversary. Happy Birthday Blog! It honor of that, here is the first joke that kicked off this blog’s life (though, keep in mind, in 1960 when it first appeared, few people read it since the blog was relatively new and home computers hadn’t even been invented yet!):
It looks like Joanne Woodward is up to her old tricks again. After getting the first star on the Hollywood walk of fame, she reportedly said to the press, “Now I’ll have more guys walking on me than Myrna Loy at a UNESCO convention.”
Amazingly, the humor still stands up. Now for some links:
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Can anyone win the Super Bowl?
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(I’m not sure we’d notice the difference)
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Football head-painter explains himself
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I think the word you’re looking for is asshole
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Uncomfortably sexual Go-Bot moments
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Is Aziz Ansari the funniest Minor TV Celebrity working today? No, that title goes to John Hodgman, who pretty much invented the category of minor TV celebrity.
Is he the funniest Indian American on TV today? My friend Ari is actually from India and he’s pretty funny, but he’s also not on TV as far as I know, so then yes, he is.
In any case, whatever he is, he’s pretty funny and with his new comedy special out, he’s all over the place now. Could this minor TV celebrity be making the transformation to major TV celebrity?
Probably not. He’s too short and he has a beard and he’s some race that’s not white or black. We don’t do undersized, unshaved, nuanced racial politics very well in this country (see Margaret Cho). Still, he’s funny, so he’ll always have that. Unless he goes the Robin Williams route with his career.
Anyways, with that in mind, a special Aziz Ansari Friday Links edition:
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Racism Lesson from Flight of the Conchords
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With Jimmy Kimmel, on Kayne West
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Raaaaaaaady part 1, part 2, and part 3
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From Human Giant: Why rollerblading is hard
We start off this special Friday Links section with a question: What’s black and red and red all over? Now, onto the links:
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(This may be the greatest sports story ever!)
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(why I’m just finding this now, I don’t know)
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Just for the record, I totally predicted this would happen
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Tiger Woods Case Pretty F#cked up says Onion
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What will the Egg Lobby think of next?
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Racist Microwaves on Cragislist
(honestly, this is my favorite site ever)
If all the internet could be reduced to eight links, then first of all, it wouldn’t be that useful, and second of all, there probably would be other, better links besides these, but there you have it.
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Defending the imagined constitution
(here area man also equals cable news host)
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Daily Show correspondent covers the buzz over Sarah Palin in NY
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(somehow she is much more coherent this way)
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Telephone vs. the telegraph, a classic debate
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From Homestarrunner: Wedding Videographer Ideas
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A classic: Big Lebowski as He Man
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Friday Links is back! Blame the economy, rising commodity prices, healthcare reform, international strife, and the refusal of certain local grocery stores to ever have an adequate selection of produce when all you really want is a kiwi for its absence. Now, revel—revel I say—in its glorious return. Or at least click on a few of the links.
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Ford Unveils New Car for 2010, From 1993
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Victim of Car Accident not Glen Beck
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Social Hierarchy Through the Years
(this is just primed for a Marxist reading, but who has the time?)
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This won’t help Blockbuster’s Recruitment Efforts
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Jon Stewart on that Damn Healthcare Bill
(so do Republicans hate health care or reading?)
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A special Friday Links section with some of my favorite stand-up routines. Good comedy is gooder than bad.
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Demetri Martin: A younger, more sober Mitch Hedberg
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David Cross: Funniest Thing Ever Happened
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Back again with the ever-popular Friday links. So kick off your shoes, or if you aren’t wearing shoes, just kick something soft, and enjoy–
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The Nightmare of Childrens’ Literacy is Over
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Maybe they should serve this ice cream at the values summit
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Free diseases! More Craigslist fun.
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Back after a one week hiatus with some super awesomer links covering everything funny on the internet (yes, there were only 6 funny things that happened on the internet last week).
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An homage to my parent’s alma mater
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(parental discretion advised)
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School cafeteria serves up God (and also delicious fish sticks)