Archive for the ‘links’ Category

Friday Links

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

The very best of the internet, as decided by me after 15 minutes of casual browsing.

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One way to Cut the Debt

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In honor of Passover: The story behind Moses

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In honor of Easter: TGIF

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All White B-Ball

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Smoking Warnings for Girls

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Utah parent tells school: “F@ck Democracy”

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Valentine’s Breakup (in honor of April I guess)

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Justin Bieber Steals from Raaaaandy

Friday Links

Friday, March 5th, 2010

Some are saying the internet is in a slump right now, and it’s true that the last few weeks have been below the high standards the web has set.  Maybe it’s time to admit that February 2003, also known as the BEST MONTH EVER for the internet is not coming back. Let’s just enjoy what we have and move on…

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Where SuperBowl Ads go to Die

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Target Shoppers Mock Wal-Mart Shoppers

(while poor Kmart shoppers no longer exist)

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Stewart on “:Fair and Balanced”

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Ghosts of Presidents Past

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I knew this happened

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Wizard! You shall not pass!

(just was thinking of this classic scene from Extras)

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Muzak Attacks Oregon DMV employees

Friday Links

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Today is this blog’s 50th anniversary.  Happy Birthday Blog!  It honor of that, here is the first joke that kicked off this blog’s life (though, keep in mind, in 1960 when it first appeared, few people read it since the blog was relatively new and home computers hadn’t even been invented yet!):

It looks like Joanne Woodward is up to her old tricks again.  After getting the first star on the Hollywood walk of fame, she reportedly said to the press, “Now I’ll have more guys walking on me than Myrna Loy at a UNESCO convention.”

Amazingly, the humor still stands up.  Now for some links:

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Can anyone win the Super Bowl?

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Corporations for president?

(I’m not sure we’d notice the difference)

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Mario meets Sonic

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Football head-painter explains himself

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The blogs must be crazy?

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I think the word you’re looking for is asshole

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Uncomfortably sexual Go-Bot moments

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Toyota Recall Updates

Friday Links: Aziz Edition

Friday, January 22nd, 2010

Is Aziz Ansari the funniest Minor TV Celebrity working today?  No, that title goes to John Hodgman, who pretty much invented the category of minor TV celebrity.

Is he the funniest Indian American on TV today?  My friend Ari is actually from India and he’s pretty funny, but he’s also not on TV as far as I know, so then yes, he is.

In any case, whatever he is, he’s pretty funny and with his new comedy special out, he’s all over the place now.  Could this minor TV celebrity be making the transformation to major TV celebrity?

Probably not. He’s too short and he has a beard and he’s some race that’s not white or black.  We don’t do undersized, unshaved, nuanced racial politics very well in this country (see Margaret Cho).  Still, he’s funny, so he’ll always have that. Unless he goes the Robin Williams route with his career.

Anyways, with that in mind, a special Aziz Ansari Friday Links edition:

Aziz takes on Linens

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Going to an R. Kelly Concert

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Racism Lesson from Flight of the Conchords

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With Jimmy Kimmel, on Kayne West

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Raaaaaaaady part 1, part 2, and part 3

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From Human Giant:  Why rollerblading is hard

Friday Links

Friday, December 4th, 2009

We start off this special Friday Links section with a question: What’s black and red and red all over?  Now, onto the links:

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No hitter on LSD?

(This may be the greatest sports story ever!)

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David home from the dentist

(why I’m just finding this now, I don’t know)

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Surprise Kitten

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Poor, poor Dubai

Just for the record, I totally predicted this would happen

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Tiger Woods Case Pretty F#cked up says Onion

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What will the Egg Lobby think of next?

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Strange Goodwill donations

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Racist Microwaves on Cragislist

(honestly, this is my favorite site ever)

Friday Links

Friday, November 20th, 2009

If all the internet could be reduced to eight links, then first of all, it wouldn’t be that useful, and second of all, there probably would be other, better links besides these, but there you have it.

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Defending the imagined constitution

(here area man also equals cable news host)

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Daily Show correspondent covers the buzz over Sarah Palin in NY

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Palin on Oprah on Conan

(somehow she is much more coherent this way)

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Telephone vs. the telegraph, a classic debate

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Honest HBO Warnings

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From Homestarrunner: Wedding Videographer Ideas

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A classic: Big Lebowski as He Man

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911 Emergency: Parents steal kid’s Xbox

Friday Links

Friday, November 6th, 2009

Friday Links is back! Blame the economy, rising commodity prices, healthcare reform, international strife, and the refusal of certain local grocery stores to ever have an adequate selection of produce when all you really want is a kiwi for its absence. Now, revel—revel I say—in its glorious return. Or at least click on a few of the links.

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Ford Unveils New Car for 2010, From 1993

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Victim of Car Accident not Glen Beck

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Literary Comics

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Social Hierarchy Through the Years

(this is just primed for a Marxist reading, but who has the time?)

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This won’t help Blockbuster’s Recruitment Efforts

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Jon Stewart on that Damn Healthcare Bill

(so do Republicans hate health care or reading?)

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Modern Romance

Friday Links

Friday, October 9th, 2009

A special Friday Links section with some of my favorite stand-up routines. Good comedy is gooder than bad.

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Woody Allen: The Moose

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George Carlin: Doesn’t Vote

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Mitch Hedberg: On Everything

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Demetri Martin: A younger, more sober Mitch Hedberg

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Steve Martin: Balloon Animals

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Richard Pryor on the Jungle

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Aziz on MIA

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David Cross: Funniest Thing Ever Happened 

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Nick Swardson: You had to be there

Friday Links

Friday, September 25th, 2009

Back again with the ever-popular Friday links. So kick off your shoes, or if you aren’t wearing shoes, just kick something soft, and enjoy–

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A Little Yom Kippur Greeting

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News bloopers

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The Nightmare of Childrens’ Literacy is Over

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Jon Stewart: Moral Kombat

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Maybe they should serve this ice cream at the values summit

A broad in Asia?

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Free diseases! More Craigslist fun.

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Truly dark humor

Friday Links

Friday, September 11th, 2009

Back after a one week hiatus with some super awesomer links covering everything funny on the internet (yes, there were only 6 funny things that happened on the internet last week).

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Existential French Textbooks

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More fun with auto-tuning

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An homage to my parent’s alma mater

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Conan’s Celebrity Survey

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Raaaaaaaand, with eight A’s

(parental discretion advised)

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School cafeteria serves up God (and also delicious fish sticks)