Today is this blog’s 50th anniversary. Happy Birthday Blog! It honor of that, here is the first joke that kicked off this blog’s life (though, keep in mind, in 1960 when it first appeared, few people read it since the blog was relatively new and home computers hadn’t even been invented yet!):
It looks like Joanne Woodward is up to her old tricks again. After getting the first star on the Hollywood walk of fame, she reportedly said to the press, “Now I’ll have more guys walking on me than Myrna Loy at a UNESCO convention.”
Amazingly, the humor still stands up. Now for some links:
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Can anyone win the Super Bowl?
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(I’m not sure we’d notice the difference)
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Football head-painter explains himself
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I think the word you’re looking for is asshole
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Uncomfortably sexual Go-Bot moments
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Imma show that Daily Show clip to my rhetoric students. They won’t think it’s funny, but their senses of humor were surgically removed at puberty and replaced with iPhones.