The disclosure about David Letterman’s affairs with staff members means that finally:
- We can have a healthy conversation about sexual infidelity and power relationships in the workplace.
- Leno will have fresh monologue material for his new talk show.
- Sarah Palin’s campaign headquarters can unload the 500,000 “Fire Dave” t-shirts they have been sitting on since July.
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News that Miss California USA officials want former Miss California Carrie Prejean to repay $5,200 she spent on breast augmentation proves that:
- Making slurs against homosexuals has karmic consequence.
- Our obsession over plastic surgery and breast size affects every aspect of our culture, from fashion to politics.
- The California budget crisis is way worse than we suspected if the Miss California pageant is that desperate for $5,200.
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Now that Jon and Kate Gosselin have officially split, fans of their show can comfort themselves with the knowledge that:
- Now the kids can have a chance to grow up out of the public spotlight and regain some sense of normalcy.
- Jon and Kate can now move on to more healthy relationships with people they actually care about.
- It’s only a matter of week before Jon and the Octomom team up for a new, exploitative reality show based on the premise that watching people with mental illnesses harm their children is funny.
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Mixed review from Spike Jonze’s movie, “Where the Wild Things Are,” just goes to show that:
- It’s very hard to duplicate the magic of a classic childhood book in a 2 hour movie
- Inflated expectations inevitably lead to disappointment.
- Putting a Saphic scene with Neve Campbell and Denise Richards in a movie aimed at children is never a good idea.
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The most surprising thing about Rhianna’s new racy album cover for her new single “Russian Roulette” is:
- The way violent images shown on the cover are meant to be empowering, yet end up offering stereotypical view of women as sexual objects.
- The degree to which this can this be read as a reaction to the abuse she suffered with ex-boyfriend Chris Brown.
- The fact that they still make album covers.
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