Celebrity Quizz Where the Answer is Always C

The disclosure about David Letterman’s affairs with staff members means that finally:

  1. We can have a healthy conversation about sexual infidelity and power relationships in the workplace.
  2. Leno will have fresh monologue material for his new talk show.
  3. Sarah Palin’s campaign headquarters can unload the 500,000 “Fire Dave” t-shirts they have been sitting on since July.

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News that Miss California USA officials want former Miss California Carrie Prejean to repay $5,200 she spent on breast augmentation proves that:

  1. Making slurs against homosexuals has karmic consequence.
  2. Our obsession over plastic surgery and breast size affects every aspect of our culture, from fashion to politics.
  3. The California budget crisis is way worse than we suspected if the Miss California pageant is that desperate for $5,200.

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Now that Jon and Kate Gosselin have officially split, fans of their show can comfort themselves with the knowledge that:

  1. Now the kids can have a chance to grow up out of the public spotlight and regain some sense of normalcy.
  2. Jon and Kate can now move on to more healthy relationships with people they actually care about.
  3. It’s only a matter of week before Jon and the Octomom team up for a new, exploitative reality show based on the premise that watching people with mental illnesses harm their children is funny.

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Mixed review from Spike Jonze’s movie, “Where the Wild Things Are,” just goes to show that:

  1. It’s very hard to duplicate the magic of a classic childhood book in a 2 hour movie
  2. Inflated expectations inevitably lead to disappointment.
  3. Putting a Saphic scene with Neve Campbell and Denise Richards in a movie aimed at children is never a good idea.

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The most surprising thing about Rhianna’s new racy album cover for her new single “Russian Roulette” is:

  1. The way violent images shown on the cover are meant to be empowering, yet end up offering stereotypical view of women as sexual objects.
  2. The degree to which this can this be read as a reaction to the abuse she suffered with ex-boyfriend Chris Brown.
  3. The fact that they still make album covers.

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