Saw the movie this weekend about the guy who turns into a dog and the other guy who bites people. Many thoughts (not the least of which is confirmation of my Vampires=secret absence only message, a correlation so obvious only an English 101 student could miss it), but I’ll focus on this one:
If vampires are immortal and have lived hundreds and thousands of years, why haven’t they ever invented anything?
Tags: twilight
There was this meme on Facebook about how Twilight is like soccer: everyone runs around aimlessly for two hours, no one scores, and millions of people can’t articulate why they like it.
I dunno, you had to be there. Though come to think of it, better you should not have been there.