If there’s one thing people love, it’s liquid, which is why McDonald’s new obsession selling profitable beverages can only lead to one place–drinkable hamburgers, something I’ve been plugging for a long time.
Think about it–you’re working out at the gym and you want to bring a couple Big Macs with you. Now, you have to bring them in a cumbersome Big Mac carrying pouch, but what if you could just crack open a cold, frothy can of hamburger and enjoy? So refreshing!
While the idea may seem far-fetched, the actual, I swear I’m not making this up, introduction of Sandwich in a Can means the possibility of one day chugging a bottle of Fish Filet is all too real.
I’m too scared to click on the links, but just want to say that you are really, really funny lately.