Macy’s ad in Miami provides the ultimate example of advertising as wish-fulfillment, following the Miami Heat’s finals loss last week.
Proof that advertising is about aspiration, not reality
June 13th, 2011We should have seen it coming
June 7th, 2011Yes Anthony Weiner, the joke is on us after all. We put our faith in you, and (for the most part) avoided the obvious jokes about your last name. But it’s like this was your destiny. The scandal you were born to live out. You are a modern day Oedipus Rex with erectus weiner and all.
Oh John Boehner, is there any question what your future holds?
Yelling at White People
June 3rd, 2011This blog was presented to me as a guy “just him yelling at white people.” That seems about right.
The Joy and Burden of Form
May 27th, 2011Last week, I went to the premiere of the Hangover II. Yes, that is a pretty big deal. Yes, I am a pretty big deal. Did I see many celebs? Indeed (more on that).
As for the movie, as many are now discovering, it is pretty-much an exact copy of the first, which is understandably disappointing for people. If you didn’t like Hangover the First, than you will hate Hangover the Second. If you liked Hangover the First, you will like Hangover the Second, but less (how much less, depending on your tolerance for watching the same movie again). The word “again” is used a lot in this movie as in, “You’ll never guess what happened again.” “Can you believe this is happening again?” Some of us in the audience could not.
But while the movie isn’t really successful, there is something kind-of daring and original about making a movie that follows so faithfully the form of the first. I mean, down to the beat–take whatever happened in Hangover I, make a slight substitution, you have Hangover II. It’s like the movie was written using the search/replace function of Word. There could be some joy in this–we know exactly what the movie will do and when–the surprise is in the how. This is the same principle that allows us to be dazzled by romantic comedies and sonnets alike–we understand the form is set, but the execution is where the pleasure happens. So that’s really my complaint about HII–not that it follows the exact same form as HI, but that the execution is less surprising. A baby is more interesting than a monkey. A missing tooth more mysterious than a face tattoo. A vegas stripper slightly less cliche than a Thai one. To my mind, the real, amazingly bold thing, would be to make a third Hangover and use the exact same form again. I can hear the lines in the movie now: “It happened again…again.”
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As for the celeb sightings at the after party, there were many. Robert Downy Jr. Toby Maguire. The cast of the movie of course, including Mike Tyson. Sean Combs. Others. But the highlight was this: Eli Manning, QB of the NY Giants, walking around slightly akwardly in a strange blue tux, looking like a waiter. He was hanging out with snowboarder/Olympic gold medal winner Shaun White.
In the sports world, Eli is no slouch. He has a SuperBowl trophy to his name and a pretty well-known last name. In the celeb world it doesn’t quite carry over as throughout the night, people were coming up and asking Eli if he wouldn’t mind taking a picture, not with, but of them. With Shaun. So there was Super Bowl MVP Eli trying to adjust the zoom on some dude’s camera as he snapped pic after pick of Shaun and his adoring fans.
Later, I spotted Eli hovering around the table with the crab cakes, seemingly a bit uncertain if he could/should take one. I decided to set the example so went over and put a few on my plate. I smiled at Eli as if to say, “It’s okay buddy–no one wants to have their picture taken with me either.”
Upfront Season
May 19th, 2011It’s upfront season, where the TV Networks unveil the lineup of shows they will soon cancel. It’s a magical week really, in which poor TV executives are forced to stand in front of jaded media buyers, who want only to be plied with free cocktails and cool gift bags, and pretend like the new show about a group of guys carpooling to work isn’t totally and unquestionably doomed to failure.
That said, I always use this week as an opportunity to pitch, what I believe are sure-fire TV hits:
- Jurassic Park Park: The story of a group of people who work at a Jurassic Park theme park. It’s sort of like Friends, but with more dinosaurs. Also, at night the dinosaurs come to life and do mischief. Also, there is a group of rich high school students who gossip about things at the park and do drugs a lot.
- Guess Whose Coming to Dinner?: A reality concept in which a regular family gets a surprise visit from a celebrity chef, who belittles how terrible their cooking is, before eventually teaching them a lesson about how important eating meals as a family is.
- Community: This is an awesome show. They should make another one.
This week in not so sweet animal stories
May 17th, 2011A “bird of prey” swoops down, picks up a toy poodle for a snack, then finding it not appetizing, drops it to the ground breaking its bones.
The headline: bird saves dogs life!
See, the dog was a stray, and only by almost but not devouring the little fluffy guy, did the bird bring the stray to the attention of shelter workers who could then save it. Hey, sometimes you have to work hard for your cute, heart warming spin.
In any case, can you say Pixar movie?
The bird will be voiced by Gilbert Godfrey. The poodle by Carmen Diez. George Clooney will be the voice of the poodles worried father, who is for some reason a Golden Retriever. We’ll call it The Cute Poodle and the Bird Who Did Not Eat Her.
New Busy-C Blip
May 11th, 2011“I get busy like Cos-be dropping babies/
enough to make a giraffe go cra-azy.”
SWEET RIDE from BUSY C on Vimeo.
If you need to cast an actor to star as the head of a major advertising angency, I have your man
May 9th, 2011What do the top 10 earners in the ad bizz have in common? They all look exactly like actor Clark Gregg. Check below and see if you can identify who heads up ad conglomerate IPG and who starred in The New Adventures of Old Christine.
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Perfect cards for the perfect occassions
May 4th, 2011A line of pretty hilarious greeting cards for such important events as: wanting to have sex with someone, shaming atheists, and hating America.
I’m still waiting for the perfect “So You Don’t Believe in the Holocaust,” card to come out.
Bin Laden Dead
May 2nd, 2011This obviously means the end of war as we know it, and thus, airport security. Toothpaste, welcome back to my carry-on luggage, your rightful home.
No Rob Schneider angle on this story as far as I can tell. Stay tuned.



