Poetic Spam

90% of the comments this blog receives are spam, which is not surprising. Internet con-artists and shady marketers are our target audience, and we remain the only blog serving their needs on a day in day out basis. Most of this spam is totally unremarkable and is quickly deleted, but sometimes a certain peculiar, creative blurb comes through that catches my eye.

Today’s poetic spam has the obscure resistance to meaning that makes me think it can only be classified as poetry. Enjoy (line breaks added):

It’s the first time I have heard

that in Macedonia, obits are

an unusual observe. You

have wonderfully written

the post. I have liked your way

of writing this. Thanks for this thing

as you have written it.

3 Responses to “Poetic Spam”

  1. J says:

    What does it mean? What does it mean?

    p.s. Google that phrase and you’ll see it everywhere on other blogs…lol.

  2. JLowe says:

    OMG, is an English 101 student reading your blog?!?

  3. Brian says:

    Jlowe: I can only hope.

    J: Like all good poetry, the meaning reveals itself slowly, over time. keep reading.

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