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37 Most Deadly Dangers for your Cat

Plagiarized from recent conversations.  Cat owners please read carefully as these (in no particular order) are 37 of the most deadly dangers for your cat.

  1. Lilies (highly poisonous)
  2. Loose electric wires
  3. Coyotes
  4. Cars
  5. Fire (catching on)
  6. Washing Machine / Dryers (falling on top of)
  7. Arsenic
  8. Scented oils (they HATE this)
  9. Feral dogs
  10. Tinfoil.
  11. Small children / strong babies.
  12. Bulldogs
  13. Bulls
  14. Evil wizards (transforming into)
  15. Plastic bags
  16. Toothpicks (improper use of)
  17. Birds of prey
  18. Poachers
  19. Eggs
  20. Sun light (vampire cats only)
  21. Garlic (both vampire and non-vampire cats)
  22. Alcohol (human consumption of)
  23. Medicine (excluding cat medicine)
  24. Rabbits
  25. Defective cat toys
  26. Diabetes (type two)
  27. Bathtubs (full)
  28. Larger cats (not including leopards)
  29. Insect bites
  30. Mules
  31. Time (passing of)
  32. Pharaohs (worship of)
  33. Gas leaks
  34. Crab traps (misplacement of)
  35. Rakes
  36. Slippery ice (non-slippery ice ok)
  37. Cat fetishists

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2 Responses to “37 Most Deadly Dangers for your Cat”

  1. JLowe says:
    January 30, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    But you left off:

    38. Extremely poofy feather duvets and comforters
    39. People with sharp edges (e.g., elbows)
    40. Dirt (e.g., on top of cat)

  2. Roo says:
    February 3, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    “fire (catching on)”

    BWahahhaha

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