If they celebrate Christmas in Harry Potter, does that mean they believe in Jesus? Was Jesus a wizzard or a muggle?
Also, if the universe is infinite and so is time and all things are not only possible and probable, then does that mean that Tom Cruise is right…eventually?
And if how you decorate you cubicle really does reflect on your identity, what does it mean that my cubicle is filled with pictures of the guy who used to work there before me because I’m too lazy to take them down and besides, he seems like a fun guy that likes BBQing and making funny faces with groups of people holding up beer bottles?
And finally, if the lottery took all the money they spent on advertising and used it to buy lottery tickets instead, wouldn’t that be a smarter investment because they would get guaranteed sales and, if they won, they’d get all their money back?