You want men to eat cupcakes so I guess you immediately think “lesbian?” Here’s a quick marketing tip: calling your cupcakes Butch will not necessarily make guys like them.
Am I the only one who didn’t even realize there was a stigma for men eating cupcakes? After all, who is more masculine than Captain Cupcake?

“Butch it up, Buttercup” and then I NEVER STOPPED LAUGHING.
Yes, and I love when he talks about not wanting a cupcake with a peony on it. What kind of cupcakes come adorned with peonies? I thought only poets talked about peonies anyways…