What Is Funny?

First, a Happy New Year to all our loyal readers. In this year, the WIF Blog topped over 100 unique views a day, a milestone like the 4 minute mile, many claimed was impossible.

Now, some sad news. While we all drink our champaign, and kiss our loved ones, the computers that run our planes, TV DVRS, and butler robots are going to go crazy, thanks to the Y2.1K bug, which few are talking about, but I am convinced exists ever since I thought of it a few days ago.

Because in solving for the turn of the century computer, I don’t think the egg heads and fat cats who devised a solution were at all prepared with how to handle the first change of the decade in the 21st century, which will happen tonight. Probably because they assumed that by 2010 we’d all be living on the moon (I know that was my assumption when I bought all those moon dollars from the guy who used to live next to my dumpster).

If history proves anything, it’s that this kind of oversight inevitably leads to mass chaos, destruction, and the invasion of middle eastern countries.

So drink up blog readers. Tomorrow, this blog will inevitably be written by our new robot computer overlords. And, sorry to say, robot overlords are NEVER very funny.

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