Another piece of muckraking from CNN. The REAL NAMES of fictional characters. If you were curious who Patricia Reichardt is and what her relationship is to Jonas Grumby is, now you know.
Meanwhile, it’s been 3 hours and I’ve just aced the orientation exam which featured some brain-busting questions such as this:
ARE YOU ALLOWED TO REMOVE YOUR JUROR’S BADGE?
A. YES
B. NO
And this one, which I swear I’m not making up.
WHO IS THE PRESIDING JUDGE AT THIS COURT LOCATION?
A. Ben Franklin
B. John Adams
C. Judge William Clay
D. Patrick Henry
(of course the answer to both questions is B).
Back to performing my civic duty.