The cable universe glows a little less brightly

A cable network built around running re-runs in a dying format aimed primarily at unemployed old people–how could it not succeed?

Luckily, the cable universe operates on a zero-sum principle, so the loss of one network means the addition of another.

Welcome, Disney Jr., targeting the allusive Kids 2-7 demo.  Disney co-chair Anne Sweeney says “The launch of Disney Junior in the U.S. is the next step in our global preschool strategy…”

Am I the only one who finds it terrifying that Disney has a “global preschool strategy”?  And that it has multiple steps? My God, what are they up to over there and does it involve giant lasers powered by barely potty-trained tikes?

Well, as they say, pre-schoolers are the new tweenagers.

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