Keeping you up to speed on the latest news affecting you and your loved ones.
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Talk show host David Letterman has been gaining more and more criticism for disclosing affairs he had with staff members. In particular, NOW said “Letterman’s behavior was inappropriate in the workplace” and that “employees should be respected for their talent and skills.” But what if their talent and skills are sleeping with talk show hosts? Then it would be disrespectful not to have an affair with them, right?
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The Congressional Budget Office is estimating the new proposed Health Care legislation drafted by the Senate Finance committee and Senator Max Baucus would cost $829 billion over ten years. That’s a pretty significant investment, but it does come with a free: I SPENT $829 BILLION ON HEALTH CARE REFORM AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS WATERED-DOWN LEGISLATION AND T-SHIRT, t-shirt. Sizes M, L, XL still available.
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Republican’s are urging Obama to make a swift decision in sending more troops to Afghanistan, feeling that delay would send a message of uncertainty and weakness to the country. That makes sense. If you’re about to further blunder into a no-win military conflict, in a war-torn country with little history of successful outside military intervention, and almost certain escalation of casualties and loss of national resources, the last thing you want is to look like a pussy too.
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Scientists are excited to announce that they’ve discovered massive ring around Saturn! That is a great relief to 5th grade science textbook illustrators who have been drawing rings around Saturn since 1610.
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A Virginia father is angry that his 16-year old son brought home a book from school entitled, “Perks of Being a Wallflower,” which includes information on homosexuality, drugs, and explicit sexual behavior. He later clarified his concern saying, “I don’t mind the content, I just don’t thing a 16-year old from Virginia should be reading.”
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