What Is Funny?

Being able to fly or run the speed of light would be great, but it’s hardly realistic based on what we know of physics. Here are some super powers that are not only useful in certain respects, but also possible given the universe.

1. Immunity to irony
2. Ability to resist altitude
3. Jelly bean eating (in large quantities)
4. Ability to run the same speed forward and backwards
5. Allergicness to penicillin
6. Laser eyes (see here)
7. Tennis shoe purchasing (being extraordinarily good at it)
8. Incredible technology adaptation rate
9. Anger (power to have it)
10. Not having to use the AC in cars at high temperatures
11. Immunity to science
12. Immunity to laser eyes
13. Immunity to certain movies with Don Cheadle
14. Knowing how to play bridge (and being under 65)
15. Really liking tomatoes

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